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447 episodes produced out of 7085 strips
00:00:31 / 2018-08-14 02:00
note: the views expressed by tim allen regarding being a talentless hack are not those of bonequest llc. and are pretty repulsive to begin with
00:03:12 / 2018-08-07 02:00
i'm coming for your fucking job, aaron mahnke
00:00:36 / 2018-08-02 02:00
~polymoore
00:04:48 / 2018-07-31 02:00
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00:00:28 / 2018-07-03 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg,
@grilldos, monviando’s little hero
00:00:16 / 2018-06-28 02:00
00:00:38 / 2018-06-19 02:00
the secrets of dongville, wangtown
00:00:13 / 2018-06-14 02:00
00:01:43 / 2018-06-12 02:00
00:00:26 / 2018-06-05 02:00
~Pseudo-ku#8217, traxle
(vวsวonary) bonequest's first internet midi radio sitcom crime drama miniseries
00:00:37 / 2018-05-31 02:00
the man touched by u.n.c.l.e.
00:00:35 / 2018-05-29 02:00
~soto
00:00:20 / 2018-05-24 02:00
smooth buddy week 2018: wait they're not smooth buddies at all
00:01:25 / 2018-05-22 02:00
smooth buddy week 2018: down under number +61 FURY-PLANK (AU 0387 975 265)
00:02:19 / 2018-05-15 02:00
the quest for bone begins with a mad scramble
00:01:13 / 2018-05-10 02:00
oh it's the weed number so imagine we've got the munchies -unprepared management
00:00:07 / 2018-05-08 02:00
the end of a story i'd like to hear
00:00:51 / 2018-05-03 02:00
just another bathroom on broadway
00:00:16 / 2018-05-01 02:00
i have other projects and they are consuming my time like a guy who orders a large pizza for a party of 4 and eats three quarters of it
00:01:04 / 2018-04-26 02:00
summer's just around the corner. hey wait summer's over there because he's beating off in public
00:00:32 / 2018-04-24 02:00
this is not how my grandmother would have liked me to explore my italian heritage
00:00:42 / 2018-04-19 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, Mr. F. Le Mur’s Old Time Radio finds,
@grilldos
Mr. F. Le Mur Appreciation Week #2: no love
00:00:23 / 2018-04-17 02:00
~someone in saint petersburg, Mr. F. Le Mur’s Noize #7,
@grilldos
Mr. F. Le Mur Appreciation Week #1: noise hell
00:00:50 / 2018-04-05 02:00
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00:00:15 / 2018-03-13 02:00
~Bale
drooling and panting and retching
00:01:39 / 2018-03-01 02:00
you'd think the 400th one would be good
00:01:03 / 2018-02-27 02:00
can our cyber friends make it out of this one alive???
00:00:35 / 2018-02-22 02:00
a public service announcement
00:00:54 / 2018-02-20 02:00
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00:02:54 / 2018-02-08 02:00
a dozen or so accessories to a crime
00:01:53 / 2018-02-06 02:00
00:00:19 / 2018-02-01 02:00
must drink thursdays #27: a proper finale
00:01:51 / 2018-01-23 02:00
00:01:00 / 2018-01-18 02:00
must drink thursdays #25: questionable dating tips for aziz ansari
00:03:54 / 2018-01-16 02:00
soothing melody for a calm year
00:01:07 / 2018-01-11 02:00
must drink thursdays #24: easy mistake to make
00:00:54 / 2018-01-02 02:00
new year, new offenses made
00:01:55 / 2017-12-28 02:00
must drink thursdays #22: into a broken and drunken mind
00:01:23 / 2017-12-21 02:00
must drink thursdays #21: he drank himself into British James Damore
00:00:37 / 2017-12-19 02:00
00:01:11 / 2017-12-14 02:00
must drink thursdays #20: we're yelling at eachother now
00:01:41 / 2017-12-12 02:00
fear the weird pants face
00:01:10 / 2017-12-07 02:00
must drink thursdays #19: netflix and chilled rum
00:00:57 / 2017-12-05 02:00
00:01:11 / 2017-11-30 02:00
must drink thursdays #18: swerving all over the road
00:02:56 / 2017-11-28 02:00
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must drink thursdays #17: that's not when gilligan's island aired
00:00:44 / 2017-11-21 02:00
it's none of your business what he does dead
00:03:59 / 2017-11-16 02:00
must drink thursdays #16: belligerent when wet
00:02:01 / 2017-11-14 02:00
great jerkcity spank off & bonus material
00:00:44 / 2017-11-09 02:00
must drink thursdays #15: too drunk for rehearsals
00:00:56 / 2017-11-07 02:00
high fidelity motion picture experts group format level three contribution
00:00:41 / 2017-11-02 02:00
must drink thursdays #14: flailing around his apartment
00:00:34 / 2017-10-31 02:00
a clean and sober halloween
00:00:36 / 2017-10-26 02:00
must drink thursdays #13: subterfuge
00:01:11 / 2017-10-19 02:00
must drink thursdays #12: love is strange
00:00:29 / 2017-10-12 02:00
must drink thursdays #11: getting work done in the stall
00:00:40 / 2017-10-05 02:00
must drink thursdays #10: now we're both too drunk
00:00:58 / 2017-10-03 02:00
00:01:27 / 2017-09-28 02:00
must drink thursdays #9: he's too drunk now
00:00:51 / 2017-09-26 02:00
00:01:11 / 2017-09-21 02:00
must drink thursdays #8: starbucks roleplay
00:00:23 / 2017-09-19 02:00
00:01:00 / 2017-09-14 02:00
must drink thursdays #7: heaven is for real
00:00:18 / 2017-09-12 02:00
~johnny titties
00:00:51 / 2017-09-07 02:00
must drink thursdays #6: bossa nova nightlife
00:00:45 / 2017-09-05 02:00
i'm very drunk please let me help houston now
00:01:04 / 2017-08-31 02:00
must drink thursdays #5: i'm going to houston but first i got drunk to edit this shit
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00:00:29 / 2017-08-24 02:00
must drink thursdays #4: we expected a chant
00:00:37 / 2017-08-22 02:00
00:00:37 / 2017-08-17 02:00
must drink thursdays #3: tim allen gets aped
00:00:17 / 2017-08-15 02:00
2017's most important announcement!!!
00:01:41 / 2017-08-08 02:00
WE COME IN PEACE, GET IT?
00:01:20 / 2017-08-03 02:00
must drink thursdays #1: we're all drunk and we're not currently sorry.
00:03:06 / 2017-08-01 02:00
00:02:03 / 2017-07-27 02:00
not a remix or the son of one, just the entirety of passport.mid played on a Roland Sound Canvas SC-55
00:00:53 / 2017-07-25 02:00
don't you dare ever forget the cock
00:00:44 / 2017-07-20 02:00
they can't all be winners, folks
00:00:44 / 2017-07-13 02:00
00:02:28 / 2017-06-29 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 6: IT'S THE GRAND FINALE!!!
00:01:54 / 2017-06-27 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 80: on flac
00:01:38 / 2017-06-22 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 0: the prequel in time
00:01:20 / 2017-06-20 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 5: law & order: jerkcity: claire-drawing beats
00:00:52 / 2017-06-15 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 4: csi: jerkcity: two jizzers
00:02:37 / 2017-06-13 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 3: csi: jerkcity: the builders
00:06:01 / 2017-06-08 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 2: The 9 Circles Variety Show
00:02:56 / 2017-06-06 02:00
drunk boys month II, part 1: the bad one
00:00:45 / 2017-05-25 02:00
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00:00:20 / 2017-05-18 02:00
can you quack / can you quack like a duck when you suck
00:00:54 / 2017-05-16 02:00
Foley work done on location
00:00:35 / 2017-05-11 02:00
we like the music way too loud oh well
00:03:51 / 2017-05-09 02:00
00:00:04 / 2017-05-04 02:00
~Bale
a birthday card slides under the cubicle door and you open it and it plays this sound
00:00:23 / 2017-05-02 02:00
ask the yellow river boys
00:05:52 / 2017-04-25 02:00
~some dude in augusta ga
00:00:51 / 2017-04-20 02:00
00:01:11 / 2017-04-13 02:00
always sit on hitler jokes because they eventually come in handy
00:01:06 / 2017-04-11 02:00
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00:12:23 / 2017-03-30 02:00
an podcast companion to the excellent audiovisual work of xenon
00:00:34 / 2017-03-28 02:00
00:00:50 / 2017-03-23 02:00
it's a jazz club oops i mean jizz
00:00:20 / 2017-03-21 02:00
the 300th episode spectacular!!!!
00:00:17 / 2017-03-16 02:00
00:00:14 / 2017-03-07 02:00
45 seconds in the bathroom, fin
00:00:20 / 2017-03-02 02:00
45 seconds in the bathroom, continued
00:00:18 / 2017-02-28 02:00
45 seconds in the bathroom, welcome
00:00:26 / 2017-02-23 02:00
~some dude in omaha
00:01:02 / 2017-02-21 02:00
the second or third or fourth time someone's recorded themselves pissing for a hifi I haven't kept track
00:01:41 / 2017-02-16 02:00
a conversation between caller and receiver
00:00:37 / 2017-02-14 02:00
explicit valentine's day noises
00:00:21 / 2017-02-09 02:00
even when you leave noises on the voicemail we'll find a way to use it
00:00:33 / 2017-02-07 02:00
00:00:29 / 2017-02-02 02:00
00:01:00 / 2017-01-26 02:00
george a. romero's night of me giving head
00:01:07 / 2017-01-24 02:00
~
@grilldos, sender station asks what's in the sky
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00:00:35 / 2017-01-10 02:00
welcome to trump's america
00:01:28 / 2017-01-03 02:00
if you're a GB bitch call +44 1-ASS-GAG-AVE (+44 1277 424283) today!
00:01:04 / 2016-12-29 02:00
00:00:41 / 2016-12-27 02:00
friends are just family you get to choose
00:01:21 / 2016-12-22 02:00
it is better to give than to receive or wait maybe the opposite
00:00:20 / 2016-12-15 02:00
~some guy from staten island
00:00:50 / 2016-12-13 02:00
just going through the old reel-to-reels
00:01:04 / 2016-12-08 02:00
discover yourself in a stream of conscious bathroom diatribe today
00:00:59 / 2016-12-06 02:00
folks, get yourself some socks
00:00:28 / 2016-12-01 02:00
00:00:25 / 2016-11-29 02:00
wake up every morning glad this was not the case
00:01:36 / 2016-11-24 02:00
the australian made this because the fuck does he care about thanksgiving
00:02:17 / 2016-11-17 02:00
we support all immigrants
00:01:36 / 2016-11-15 02:00
jerkcity news network continues to cover this unbelievable election season
00:00:58 / 2016-11-08 02:00
the first tuesday after the first monday of november of the year of the orange dong
00:00:37 / 2016-11-03 02:00
big ingestment opportunity in glory hole ministries
00:00:31 / 2016-11-01 02:00
just back from the gay halloween party downstairs
00:00:52 / 2016-10-20 02:00
00:00:38 / 2016-10-18 02:00
jerkcity hifi, on broadway
00:01:08 / 2016-10-11 02:00
sponsored by lucky strike. not the cigarette but what spigot calls his physical assault where the charges got dropped
00:01:18 / 2016-09-27 02:00
hhhhggggggglllllyuuuggahggghhhgggggghg
00:01:37 / 2016-09-22 02:00
RIP MORGAN FREEMAN CANT BELEIVE THE COPS PUT U IN A CHOKEHOLD #WOKEASF #FREESHCKRELLI
00:00:50 / 2016-09-06 02:00
00:00:49 / 2016-08-25 02:00
all the best bathroom stories
00:00:58 / 2016-08-16 02:00
3 live boys 3: the made for tv movie
00:00:34 / 2016-08-09 02:00
6 Different Kinds of Sauces.avi-PRICKALINOS.mkv
00:10:23 / 2016-08-02 02:00
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.
00:00:51 / 2016-07-14 02:00
you won't believe how little effort this sick idiot gives
00:00:30 / 2016-07-12 02:00
this sick idiot shouldn't have even bothered
00:02:01 / 2016-06-28 02:00
00:00:21 / 2016-06-23 02:00
is this the kind of quality content you gents are looking for?
00:01:21 / 2016-06-21 02:00
just going through audio we've been sent.
00:00:28 / 2016-06-16 02:00
it's midnight and I made you a lost episode of Doctor Who with cocks
00:00:47 / 2016-06-14 02:00
jerkcity hi-fi is a form of therapy, tell your congressman
00:02:32 / 2016-06-09 02:00
the 6th term of the strike is everyone has to go to this fucked up church
00:00:59 / 2016-06-07 02:00
we can finally put this mess behind us and make a new mess in front of us and we're talking about various bodily fluids
00:01:22 / 2016-06-02 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell, hyle
atandt is a noted shit eater
00:01:35 / 2016-05-31 02:00
native americans say that the echoes of a dick sucked are your ancestors also getting their dick sucked
00:01:39 / 2016-05-24 02:00
Juicy, juicy gardening tips for good boys and girls!
00:00:54 / 2016-05-19 02:00
Only the best gardening tips, from us to you!
00:02:24 / 2016-05-17 02:00
Thanks again to our special sponsors for making these excellent gardening tips possible!
00:01:30 / 2016-05-12 06:50
this one's late. even the scabs can't show up on time.
00:01:38 / 2016-05-10 02:00
Wow! What tips! GARDENING tips! For YOU!
00:01:06 / 2016-04-28 02:00
Treat your family to a great view: your garden! All year round!
00:01:07 / 2016-04-21 02:00
We'll teach you the gardening tips to manage any weather conditions. Guaranteed!
00:00:57 / 2016-04-19 02:00
00:00:51 / 2016-04-14 02:00
Bear with us as we work diligently to come to an agreement that benefits all parties.
00:00:41 / 2016-04-12 02:00
00:01:29 / 2016-04-05 02:00
~
@grilldos, someone in dayton oh,
@usbhumpdog, someone in kansas city mo, someone in peoria il, someone in philadelphia pa, someone in phoenix az, someone in san jose ca, someone in escondido ca, someone in new york state
happy 200th hi-fi from a collection of sick freaks
00:01:28 / 2016-03-31 02:00
please don't shoot the messenger
00:02:48 / 2016-03-29 02:00
hello here is my over-edited verbose shortwave transmission
00:01:36 / 2016-03-24 02:00
~Bale and Jorkell
00:00:30 / 2016-03-22 02:00
~your European faggots Bale and Jorkell
they forgot to attach this one to the electronic mail
00:00:51 / 2016-03-17 02:00
~your European friends Bale and Jorkell
a surprise trilogy, in three parts
00:00:37 / 2016-03-14 02:00
~Bale
It's 2am but I suddenly found this one.
00:00:39 / 2016-03-08 02:00
welcome to the jerkcity hi-fi alternate reality game.
00:01:51 / 2016-02-25 02:00
00:00:35 / 2016-02-18 02:00
this is very old and late.
00:02:11 / 2016-02-16 02:00
a flush on national TV in 1990
00:01:04 / 2016-02-11 02:00
the two drunk idiots forgot they were supposed to ask someone special to produce the next drunk boys month episode, so here's something else that also involved liquor. we run a terrible operation here.
00:03:43 / 2016-02-09 02:00
it's still drunk boys month. i edited this drunk too. i have to work tomorrow. what am i doing with my life.
00:01:39 / 2016-02-04 02:00
drunk boys month is two weeks deep please send help
00:00:52 / 2016-02-02 02:00
two drunk idiots squirting out easy nostalgia for our personal demographic, can we please fucking go to sleep now
00:02:22 / 2016-01-21 02:00
Common Core wont teach you how to lick and choke
00:01:12 / 2016-01-19 02:00
hello here is an impromptu jerk city's hi fi
00:01:42 / 2016-01-07 02:00
a red 100 with two lines under it, what does it mean?
00:00:50 / 2016-01-05 02:00
00:00:42 / 2015-12-31 02:00
i can't wait for the weekend to begin
00:01:29 / 2015-12-29 02:00
music by the incredible Red State Update
00:00:36 / 2015-12-24 02:00
that is normally how i talk to siri. because motherfucker cant get nothing right.
00:00:30 / 2015-12-22 02:00
~some creepy anonymous furry from escondido,
@grilldos
we finally found a use for this fucked up voicemail. this episode is appropriate for no one.
00:00:43 / 2015-12-17 02:00
i had a migraine both before and after this was produced and now you do too
00:00:38 / 2015-12-15 02:00
will smith award for being willsmith
00:00:30 / 2015-12-10 02:00
30 seconds of truth and honesty from a dead man
00:00:16 / 2015-12-08 02:00
an actual lurker delivered this VO upon request in under 90 seconds. as ryo said before never speaking again, "th lord works in mysterious ways,"
00:00:44 / 2015-12-03 02:00
mumblecast w/ the boys!!!!!!!! in celebration of quake 3's 16 year anniversary yesterday.
00:00:43 / 2015-12-01 02:00
i'd like to be murdered by what the news will refer to as a "big loud crime"
00:01:21 / 2015-11-26 02:00
police once called backup on me because of balloon animals
00:00:30 / 2015-11-24 02:00
it's diminished i think! i don't know it's been 5 years!!!!!
00:03:26 / 2015-11-17 02:00
star trek voyeur starring gay rawls
00:00:14 / 2015-11-12 02:00
everyone needs to learn how to operate their FROG
00:00:36 / 2015-10-29 02:00
yeasu ft-60r with a diamond whip antenna
00:00:30 / 2015-10-27 02:00
do you want by the numbers big boy. do you want the bared bones
00:00:20 / 2015-10-22 02:00
a public service announcement from your friends
00:00:40 / 2015-10-15 02:00
00:01:39 / 2015-10-08 02:00
a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.
00:00:34 / 2015-09-22 02:00
mister hughes' glory hole adventure
00:00:50 / 2015-09-10 02:00
fagen plays a melodica during aja in concert and it is a spiritual experience to behold
00:01:27 / 2015-09-01 02:00
i'll never trust another cock-themed for-profit exposition
00:00:38 / 2015-08-25 02:00
drill a hole in there and the freaks won't stop coming
00:01:02 / 2015-08-18 00:00
i thought we were friends but we're really friends with forced benefits
00:01:39 / 2015-08-13 00:00
00:02:17 / 2015-08-04 00:00
title: begins now: do not paste this paste the actual thing after these quotations: please [s]get better soon[/s] stop eating the trash pizza
@grilldos
00:01:13 / 2015-07-30 00:00
fatherhood, explored. not every episode can be about the dark terrors that haunt broken men
00:02:02 / 2015-07-28 00:00
cat urday, in the dark / i stink it up: the jorts of july
00:01:04 / 2015-07-23 00:00
we found another really thought-provoking radio program
00:00:46 / 2015-07-21 00:00
some cultured references and inside jokes for all my truest friends.
00:01:24 / 2015-07-16 00:00
00:00:24 / 2015-07-14 00:00
i have a really good dirty pun for this but there are children present.
00:02:50 / 2015-07-09 00:00
submit your own audio to jerkcity hifi today! PLEASE
00:02:27 / 2015-07-07 00:00
no animals were harmed in the making of this episode
00:00:17 / 2015-06-16 00:00
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00:00:19 / 2015-06-02 00:00
sound the alarm, this is not a test
00:00:52 / 2015-05-28 00:00
00:01:48 / 2015-05-26 00:00
i remember when there was the nothingness and there was no pain and no joy
00:01:23 / 2015-05-14 00:00
it's been a year of this terrible bullshit
00:01:07 / 2015-05-07 00:00
fucking logitech stick mics i swear to christ
00:02:27 / 2015-05-05 00:00
00:00:47 / 2015-04-30 00:00
00:00:43 / 2015-04-28 00:00
and today from the BBC Turd Service
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here's to the next 100, brought to you by demented sociopaths everywhere. submit your contribution to jerkcity hi-fi today!
00:00:55 / 2015-04-21 00:00
~some guy from escondido who messed up a line but i'm giggling so much i don't care,
@grilldos
00:01:03 / 2015-04-16 00:00
being bedridden doesn't give my wife a break
00:00:25 / 2015-04-14 00:00
pizza is life / pizza is lord
00:00:39 / 2015-04-09 00:00
far out, man. i haven't seen a bong in years.
00:00:36 / 2015-04-07 00:00
my benefits elections are due today
00:00:41 / 2015-04-02 00:00
00:01:29 / 2015-03-31 00:00
motherfucker can't keep it together for one god damn minute
00:01:34 / 2015-03-19 00:00
we are radiogag, now an itunes approved podcast
00:00:20 / 2015-03-17 00:00
authentic sounds from around the world
00:00:13 / 2015-03-12 00:00
tonight at 9, after a very special blossom
00:02:04 / 2015-02-26 00:00
20,000 agents. over 20 years of experience.
00:00:52 / 2015-02-24 00:00
00:03:25 / 2015-02-19 00:00
00:00:35 / 2015-02-17 00:00
he laughed at the strip so i told him to make this
00:00:44 / 2015-02-12 00:00
00:01:06 / 2015-02-10 00:00
00:00:41 / 2015-02-05 00:00
you learn something new every day, kids
00:01:22 / 2015-02-03 00:00
i'm going to bed, with my ghost van
00:00:55 / 2015-01-29 00:00
the battles we fight in love and war
00:01:00 / 2015-01-27 00:00
establishing continuity with an accidental episode creation
00:00:43 / 2015-01-15 00:00
00:00:35 / 2015-01-01 00:00
my wife yelled at me when i made this. it's our anniversary.
00:01:47 / 2014-12-23 00:00
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00:01:04 / 2014-12-09 00:00
weeknights at 10 after judge jerkalot
00:01:05 / 2014-12-04 00:00
00:00:47 / 2014-11-27 00:00
happy thanksgiving, from your pals who yell into metal dicks at jerkcity hi-fi
00:00:41 / 2014-11-25 00:00
if, when, why what / are you a butt slut
00:01:16 / 2014-11-20 00:00
everyone needs help once in a while
00:01:07 / 2014-11-18 00:00
there's only one way to close it
00:00:27 / 2014-11-11 00:00
my daughter loves this show
00:01:09 / 2014-10-28 00:00
00:00:16 / 2014-10-23 00:00
despite the meat it'll be alright and gay
00:00:46 / 2014-10-16 00:00
public service announcement and glory hole inspection notice
00:00:43 / 2014-10-14 07:42
take the shitty joke and the voicemail and let me go back to bed for more fever dreams about the glory hole riddled with love -- also i was sick and couldn't find any audio of dick van dyke saying something racist or terrible so if you send that to me i'll add it. thanks and don't forget to tip your waiter over and puncture
00:01:42 / 2014-10-09 00:00
dedicated to my daughter and unborn sibling. may you know the true nature of your father and yet remain unbroken. take pity.
00:00:29 / 2014-10-07 00:00
he just squirted this out. on command.
00:01:00 / 2014-10-02 00:00
00:00:31 / 2014-09-30 00:00
one of the wright brothers is a post-op transexual but it's not the one you'd think
00:00:45 / 2014-09-25 00:00
00:02:06 / 2014-09-23 00:00
00:00:32 / 2014-09-18 00:00
i can't think of anything funny to say, my ibs has drained me of one fluid and my well documented addiction drained another.
00:00:39 / 2014-09-16 00:00
the work of one who consorts with beasts steer clear
00:00:32 / 2014-09-11 00:00
00:01:54 / 2014-09-09 00:00
actually it ended up being an .ogg but who gives a wet shit if soundcloud is just going to phase out their app's recording function anyway
00:00:22 / 2014-09-04 00:00
is the darknet the part of my computer that's shadowed by my low hanging balls
00:00:45 / 2014-09-02 00:00
00:00:29 / 2014-08-28 00:00
the shadow knows all the undocumented truck stop glory hole visits left off your expense report in Q4 2013
00:00:37 / 2014-08-26 00:00
damn son where'd you find this
00:00:50 / 2014-08-21 00:00
official grammar school curriculum. NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ON UNCLE TED'S FULL THROTTLE VACATION
00:00:21 / 2014-08-14 00:00
I dumps AM thighs SORRY baby
00:00:26 / 2014-08-12 00:00
00:00:32 / 2014-08-07 00:00
two five eight six / referencing a thing you may have missed
00:00:32 / 2014-07-31 00:00
i will have to explain these to my children some day
00:00:17 / 2014-07-29 00:00
hitler is alive and well in my heart
00:00:57 / 2014-07-24 00:00
my dick erupts and after a time i am burdened with crying meat
00:01:42 / 2014-07-22 00:00
this man paid for an education ha ha a certified fool
00:01:08 / 2014-07-17 00:00
this piece failed for four straight years in uil dramatic duo interp
00:00:38 / 2014-07-15 00:00
while (you == "liberal arts degree waste of a egg") { print "yes"; }
00:00:30 / 2014-07-10 00:00
weird al did a version of this joke on the uhf commentary track
00:00:29 / 2014-07-08 00:00
i lost the e-mail for this but then i found it again what a close one
00:00:57 / 2014-07-03 00:00
no casting call for birds this time
00:00:22 / 2014-07-01 00:00
the first time i heard this i was shitfaced at midnight and it was a perfect start to father's day
00:00:54 / 2014-06-26 00:00
00:00:27 / 2014-06-19 06:30
00:00:34 / 2014-06-17 10:00
the noise at the end is the sound of my impending death
00:00:59 / 2014-06-12 10:00
00:00:49 / 2014-06-10 10:00
The CALM Act directs the Commission to establish rules that require TV stations, cable operators, satellite TV providers or other multichannel video program distributors (MVPDs) to apply the Advanced Television Systems Committee's (ATSC) A/85 Recommended Practice ("ATSC A/85 RP") to commercial advertisements they transmit to viewers.
00:01:04 / 2014-06-05 10:00
check you're local listings
00:01:11 / 2014-05-29 10:00
you have to enunciate the t's
00:00:37 / 2014-05-27 10:00
the bird is not a union actor but he did sign my release
00:00:37 / 2014-05-22 10:00
screamed at hippies across a poorly maintained field
00:00:35 / 2014-05-21 10:00
in my mind they do have to be yes
00:00:28 / 2014-05-13 10:00
whet the palette, wet the gullet
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